Top 10 Things Overheard While Watching Beyond Scared Straight

The following is a recap of the 10 best quotes heard at my house during the premier episode of Beyond Scared Straight – BTW, I love this show

#10 – I bet you they would be scared straight if they saw Diabla’s cock
#9 – I thought this was Beyond Scared STRAIGHT
#8 – This is why I am not having kids
#7 – You know that Pretty Boy walks around the prison saying “Suck my Dick” while grabbing her crotch
#6 – I can smell your feet (said in a Silence of the Lambs voice with points for originality)
#5 – The women in jail pornos I’ve watched were nothing like this
#4 – You know the warden at this place wants to kill himself
#3 – What the hell are we watching
#2 – No (long pause) I don’t have a boner its probably morning wood
#1 – I bet Green Eye’s vagina smells like the dumpster at Red Lobster

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