5 Surprising Life Lessons From Watching Internet Porn

#5 – Pizza delivery guys get laid – Big Time (don’t believe me then google “Pizza Delivery Guy”

#4 – The best time to visit your friends house is when their mom is home alone.

#3 – Professors can get a lot of sex from college students by simply writing a large “F” on their paper in red ink

#2 – Chicks like guys holding video cameras and don’t care if you tape them.

#1 – If you are a total scum and drive around in a creepy van called the Bang Bus, you can find women who will sleep with you

As an aside, please google “Pizza Delivery Guy” and click on images – it’s insane

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