Drunk Texting With Food Network Chefs

Here is my take on what the drunk texts would look like from Food Network stars.

Mario Batali
I’ve got 1 Sausage and 2 meatballs that I’d like to come by and give to you

Bobby Flay
BBQ 2 Nite? – You bring the buns, I’ll bring the wiener

Paula Deen
Mama needs some Jimmy Dean Sausage stat

Alton Brown
Scientifically speaking my banana is rock hard

Emeril Lagasse
Daddy needs some Beef Stroking off

Giada De Laurentiis
Do you have any interest in hitting G’s spot tonight?

Tyler Florence
psst, you, me, pot brownies and some Lady GaGa?

Ted Allen
Having shrimpfest in my pants if you’d like to cum

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