Here is my take on what the drunk texts would look like from Food Network stars.
I’ve got 1 Sausage and 2 meatballs that I’d like to come by and give to you
BBQ 2 Nite? – You bring the buns, I’ll bring the wiener
Mama needs some Jimmy Dean Sausage stat
Scientifically speaking my banana is rock hard
Daddy needs some Beef Stroking off
Giada De Laurentiis
Do you have any interest in hitting G’s spot tonight?
psst, you, me, pot brownies and some Lady GaGa?
Having shrimpfest in my pants if you’d like to cum