Signs You Are A Douche – #97

You wear one of those bluetooth earbuds 24/7

Not sure who I hate more, the woman wearing one in line at the grocery store letting us all listen to her pointless yammering or the business douche who is “super important” and cracks lame jokes. A close 3rd would go to the douche bags who talk with their hands and this device only makes them look worse.

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