Signs You Are A Douche #99

#99 – You tell people that you are writing a novel

If someone tells you they are writing a novel or memoir, immediate kick them in the balls/twat and call them a d bag. Guys who pull this lame bullshit are losers trying to get some pussy. Twats using this line are lonely and want to sound interesting.

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