#10 – His nickname might be Silent Bob because I know its not Hungry Bob.
#9 – Our slogan is Bags Fly Free – Not Fat Douche Bags Fly Free
#8 – God, he really let himself go – make him buy another ticket it’ll be funny.
#7 – After you kick lunchbox off the plane, ask for an autograph for my boyfriend – he loved Clerks.
#6 – I’ve got an idea of what we can do to get back at him for Jersey Girl.
#5 – I’m pissed I am working on V- Day – let’s fuck with fattty boombalatti.
#4 – Tell him to move to the middle of the plane or else we might end up in Seattle.
#3 – This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.
#2 – Think I just spotted our winner of Mr. Fat Fuck of the Flight – give him his prize
#1 – On Twitter he’s ThatKevinSmth – in Person He’s FatKevinSmith