If you don’t know who Patty Stanger is then I like you a lot. She is dumb gypsy whore who claims to be a professional matchmaker (translation: carny). She has a show on Bravo called Millionaire Matchmaker
Here are my 10 Reasons Why I would Not Fuck her:
#10 – Legs – I know cottage cheese can be a healthy snack but not in the bedroom
#9 – Style – She’s Blossom meets Ugly Betty with a splash of Mrs. Garrett
#8 – Hair – If her top looks that ratty, I can only imagine how gross the downstairs is
#7 – Bossy – This is one of those works/not works things and her type of bossy makes me feel dead below the waist.
#6 – Psycho – I would bet a large sum of money that we could find an ex of hers who would say she is a stage 5 clinger
#5 – Voice – Can you say nails on the chalkboard?
#4 – Eyes – I piss my pants whenever there is a talking head shot as this dumb bitch has some blew eyes – one blew east, one blew west.
#3 – Smile – has there ever been a smile that screams phony as loud
#2 – Stomach – I’ll be nice as we all know what this looks like
#1 – Have you seen her & in HD?