The Thief – Bernie Madoff
Stop and think about what this guy did. He ruined millions of people savings, trashed companies and will forever be known as a scumbag. There are crooks and then there is Bernie.
After months of foolish debate, we at The D Bag Journal are very pleased to share our list of the Top 10 Douche Bags of the Decade. Please don’t be a douche about who made the list as this is our area of expertise. You may be good at being a Douche Bag but we’re good at spotting them.
Congrats to all of you who made the list – in no particular order, the winners are:
The Reality Star
Reality TV brought these f-sticks into our house – now we can’t seem to get rid of them. They have redefined the term Douche Bag and have made 15 minutes seems like 15 years.
The Fashion Douche Bag
While the staff debated his worthiness on this list since any clothes are better than having a douche bag go shirtless. These clothes have now become the “official gear” of the douche bag and for that, you Ed Hardy are a branded douche. Nice wines too A-hole (roll eyes) – Do you stomp the grapes with your feet or just piss out the wine?
911 Douche Bags
Osama & these 19 Douche Bags were part of the worst day in the decade – I hope they are rotting in Hell.
The Global Leader
George W. Bush
As POTUS, he is supposed to be a respected global leader and senior elder. All politics aside, think about what this guy did and said for 8 years in office. He was a stumbling, bumbling idiot who was hated around the world and turned a respected position into an easy joke.
Parental Douche Bags
Jon & Kate
These 2 bother me on many levels. Ruined TLC, marriage, parenting and dating. This jerk off dad (of 8 little kids) is sneaking around with trailer trash while his C word wife talks to US magazine about his Ed Hardy shirts – unreal.
The Disgraced Politician
This may be my favorite story from the decade as this psycho was caught soliciting sex from a male cop in the stall of an airport bathroom. His response to the accusations : “I have a wide stance” – I love it so much that I may get it etched on my gravestone. Hey Larry – the closet called, they want you out of there.
The Billionaire Athlete
I debated including him but any married billionaire celebrity who fucks the night waitress at Perkins is a douche bag. His taste in women baffles me and his cocky smile has always irked me – so F you Tiger and good luck washing the Perkins stink off your balls.
The Hurricane Douche Bag
Katrina, “Browny” from FEMA & Ray Nagin
This hurricane has forever tainted the name Katrina. Collectively, this is a triple play that you have nightmares about – city is devastated, people killed, suffering, panic, help is no where to be found and mayor is a morally bankrupt, corrupt publicity whore.
The Tell Me Again Why You are Famous Douche Bag
She is one of the few thin blondes who can release a sex tape that was not sexy in any way. She is a douche bag magnet, has a horrible catchphrase and is the sole dumb bitch that I personally blame for all of the other dumb bitches in America wearing huge douchebag sunglasses. Way to go dummy.
Who did we miss?