5 Things I Realized About My Nuts

Ouch

1. Running makes them stink

2. Unlike wine, they get really gross with age

3. A name like scrotum forces women to think they are unattractive

4. I used to think that “blue” balls meant they were sad but then I experienced it and I was sad

5. Getting kicked in them sucks even if it can land me on America’s Funniest Videos

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