As expected, Fox News is riding the hype wave surrounding young Falcon Heene better know as Balloon Boy. They have purchased the rights to make a documentary on the Heene family and in the telegraph move of the century cast Doug Benson as Balloon Knot (Falcon’s Dad). For those of you not familiar with Balloon Knot, it is a phrase used to describe the look of the anus. Next time you have hold of a blown up balloon, take a look at the ring above where the knot is formed. It looks like an arse hole. The brownness obviously comes from the color of shit. This “shit” color is the same terminology that much of America uses to describe the BB story, Benson’s talent and my feces.