Top 10 Reasons I Hate Cat Deeley

#10 – She’s a 2009 white version of Downtown Julie Brown – wubba wubba
# 9 – She’s hot but clearly annoying
#8 – She has a bigger dick than me
#7 – Can you say high maintenance
#6 – Probably had to sleep with Nigel & his saggy balls to get gig
#5 – She is one of those bitches who thinks she’s cute & sassy
#4 – I hate sassy people no matter how awesome their tits are
#3 Nobody at The DBJ has a shot in hell of banging her
#2 Her name is Cat
#1 She’s so phony, she makes me look sincere

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