On a recent mini-vacation, I stumbled across a tiger beat type publication that made me feel old, angry and confused. In addition to profiling the next generation of twat-celebs, it had the strangest captions. In my head, I pictured someone like me writing the captions as a joke. Unfortunately, like the characters in Twilight, they are very serious.
My favorite caption was 4 pics of Robert Pattinson laughing with the caption being Even Vampire’s need to LOL – it made me barf piss out of my cork
PS – If this guy really does sing, then I would hate to be Adam Lambert because the g*y singer pool just got a bit more crowded