Things I Hate About Florida
10. The people – in a last place tie with NJ & Long Island, there is no worse group. From the jean shorts to the mindless bible thumpers, native Floridians are the Anus of the US.
9. The bugs – not to be a huge pssy but come on. Is having a exterminator come by to spray your home a sign that your not supposed to live there?
8. The sports fans – Go Gators! No dik
FSU- eat it
Magic-heat – please
Bucs – Fins – no comment
Marlins – right
7. The Politics – check and see how many blatant criminals have held office after serving time. Also might have done something notable with Presidential election – thanks for Bush – a-h-o-l-e
6. Weather – How many times is God going to miss with his hurricanes before they get the hint.
5. Disney – no comment
4. Tim Tebow, Billy Donovan, Trent Dilfer, Joakim Noah – The Jeopardy answer to the question, who are 4 of the biggest d bags that I can think of that make me scream at the TV when their stupid faces come on it.
1-3. Florida needs to be stopped and I hate them.