Congrats to all You Sales Jags

The quarter is over and you survived. Chances are the big deal you were chasing did not come in because it really wasn’t even close to being anything anyways. Let’s face some facts:

1) Most of you sales guys are total jagoffs who have few if any real skills besides being unlikeable.

2) You live in a fictional reality where you sadly believe your own bull sht.

3). Most everyone you work with secretly hates you.

4) Coffee is for closers was written by a writer- not a rainmaker – it’s just a movie ahole.

5)Fact: Female Sales rep (roll eyes) couldn’t close their legs. Take away their tits and see what their numbers look like.

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